“I appreciate the question…”

This simple and rhetorical statement is the mighty non-answer precursor of Press Sec. Scott McClellan. If you are unfortunate enough to receive this passive-aggressive statement, then you will be left bemused in an abyss of non-answers and historical references. You will instead receive the party line of “look at the record” and “in past conferences I have made my point clear” or my favorite “I don’t answer questions which are hypothetical or speculative”.

Scott McClellan, a Texas native, is not what I would call a straight shooter. He has the uncanny ability to dodge and weave the most aggressive questioning; hence his appointment to the position.

What I find truly amazing is his complete ability to not answer any questions, what so ever. For example, during his July 25th 2005 press conference he was asked a series of questions starting with the nomination of Judge Roberts. He slips into Orwellian doublespeak with statements like “speculation” and “see what requests are” (referring to Senate requests concerning Roberts legal decisions) and when pressed about Roberts conservative ties to the Federalist Society, his ready-made answer stumbles off his lips like Levi Garrett, “He (Roberts) has no memory of paying dues or joining the organization.” Sounds like the Ministry of Truth hand wrote that one.

Finally, and most importantly he sticks to the party line. He does not waver or bow. He is completely under the GOP spell. This is an incredible asset for the party in this troubled time, however to what cost? Does party loyalty and ignorant stubbornness outweigh the American people’s right to clear answers?

I commend Mr. McClellan’s stalwart talent; however he will have to answer questions about the nature of truth and deception eventually; when the microphone turns against him.