Knuckle draggers of the world unite!! AKA The Monkey Dance

It is hard to understand why truth is avoided at all costs. Our primate brothers who pray to geometric figures, whether those figures are two linear lines creating four 90 degree angles or triangles or calculus slopes, spheres and crescents. Your geometric symbols must be blinding you to the fact that you are a creation of this planet. Nothing more nothing less, sorry.

A guiding hand from on high has always been the fall back for ignorant and fearful masses. In fact, throughout history, more have prayed to Golden Calves then all the three major geometric worshipers combined. Moreover, pulling the hearts out of virgins for sacrifice or bleeding the evil spirits within have all had their day in the solar sun. Now the geometry worshipers are back with intelligent design (ID). I love the name it sounds like a James Bond movie, where 007 invades the hinterland to find a wandering band of Computer Software worshipers who are now impervious to viruses and hackers. Thus 007 must reason with the group not to infect all laptops with the ID protocol and end internet gambling forever. He succeeds and gets the chieftain’s daughter: Jezebel.

Unfortunately, this situation is a bit direr. In Dover P.A. a debate is raging over whether ID should find its why into public schools. Oddly if ID was the truth then it would already be in public schools, but damn logic and all its clarity. This like all democratic movements will come down to the people of the district. And by linear lines we will have ID in P.A. Next will be the move into state testing and all students will be tested on the guiding hand theory of planetary evolution. This will increase all test scores across the board because there are no wrong answers and nothing can be proved in science. Thus America has finally found a solution to our lackluster science scores. Americans be proud we are still the most innovative group of primates on the plant. Now where is that Jezebel…