The Christian and The Gay

Both were leaders and both were hiding their true feelings about the other. The hordes of zealot Christians praised the Christian and cursed the gay. The gay afraid of retribution and retaliation never openly announced his true stripes. Instead, he closets himself in the banner of republicanism and Christian ideals of love thy neighborhood unless they are homosexual. The Christians are pacified by his spineless inaction and grant him passage on the ship they call the GOP.

The Christian now is full of pride and vigor. He now possesses what he has always coveted, power. He sits now with the whip of the majority in the house of Babel. Many will come from around the world to sit in his presence and ask favors then to lean on him for spiritual guidance. He will be a reformation papal stand-in and the people will rejoice in his name.

The gay will lurk in the shadows, a place he his all too familiar with and embrace his Christian brothers as equal and denounce his gay counterparts as heathens and animals. Even going as far as to discredit their civil rights and liberties; he will smile when appropriate and nod when needed. The gay will we tolerated but never accepted.

Thus we now have the new leadership of the House of Representatives: Roy Blunt and David Dreier.